|There are just so many options, how does one choose which to buy?|
You may wonder why I was searching for cow skulls on Amazon.
You may continue to do so.
|this is a normal person.|
|THIS IS A PSYCHOTIC TOILET STEALING MANIAC WHO KICKS PUPPIES. Looks surprisingly normal. Might be CEO of Monsanto.|
|*except for looking scary, and possibly poking out eyes. Because it is evil.|