Monday

My Dog, Plus Rice

It was a good idea until it went very wrong. Give dog the rice inside the container, that way she can eat it and not get it everywhere, right?


this is a fun game. 

I suppose it is time to vacuum now. 

Thursday

I am feeling about as creative as a moldy broken banjo. twang, twang twing.

Dear January, please snow. Barring that, please send me some ironic wit with which to write either 1. a dissertation, 2. several blog posts, or 3. a novel.

Barring that, please send zombies, so I have something to hit with a large stick. That will help a LOT.

Thanks. You're swell. 

Monday

I was supposed to start my dissertation today and instead we bought a house.

I am the GOD OF PROCRASTINATION.


the end.