Job hunting often feels like running very, very fast into a solid object. Like a wall! Head first. Repeatedly. For FUN! I'm extremely cranky about it today, so I've decided to draw pictures instead of writing a cover letter.
Also, I think I'm going to start trying to give my CV that extra something by attaching pictures. Like so:
To Whom it May Concern,
Please hire me. Pretty please, with cherries and other transfatt-y stuff on top. Please, oh please please please. Pleeease.
|I will almost certainly not infect anyone with zombie cooties, because that's what job loyalty is. Look it up.|
Also? I am intolerably filled with sunshine and have freakishly ginormo anime eyes. Hire me NOW.
And I can fly. And I have a pet velociraptor.
I'm pretty sure that once I send this out I'm going to have to turn my phone off to deal with the incessant ringing from the near constant job opportunities.